I have seen things you people would not believe. I have also seen things you people would believe, and they were worse. Here is a list of the ten most depressing sights in the galaxy, as compiled by someone who has the time to compile it.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence. It is also, depending on how many you have had, the worst drink in existence. This is the nature of greatness.

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a solid four-star experience, assuming you enjoy the existential certainty of dining while the cosmos collapses around you. Reservations are strongly recommended.