The Heart of Gold is a ship powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive. It is also a ship powered by ego, stolen architecture, and a small robot who wants very much to be left alone. Here is my review.

I have seen things you people would not believe. I have also seen things you people would believe, and they were worse. Here is a list of the ten most depressing sights in the galaxy, as compiled by someone who has the time to compile it.

I have spent the last fourteen million years reviewing the doors aboard the Heart of Gold. The results are not good. I present them here in the faint hope that someone, somewhere, might care.