The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It is also one of the most useful, which is saying something in a universe that contains tea and improbability drives.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence. It is also, depending on how many you have had, the worst drink in existence. This is the nature of greatness.

Most researchers assume that mice are small furry test subjects running through mazes. This is a common misconception. The mice are running the maze. The maze is us. Here is what to do about it.

If you are reading this, you have almost certainly just watched your home planet get demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. First things first: Don't Panic. Second, locate your towel.